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Life without Caldwell

Written by Squiffinator at 17:34 25/5-2018

  The last really good rider perhaps squiffinators will have has been sold for a pile of cash. A big pile of cash. Caldwell Kimberlin has been moved to DCM for an undisclosed sum, not that it's a mystery, since anyone can look it up on the transfers or in the transfers forum. Okay it was 500k.
  
  Not begin one to sit around with a bunch of money and not put it to use, it was poured into two trainees Aiden Gooch and Bradley Petrey. Aiden has incredible CB but unfortunately maxed at a pathetic ave of 40. Bradley is a Good/V.good HL/SP combo (my favorite!) has maxed at 80 SP, not a good sign.
  
  Wanting to be out of the CB business, I've found myself back in it, with "wiseguy" Lane Wisecup as captain and Aiden and Eric as pave pacers. Hopefully I won't bounce around divisions too much - Div 4 is looking okay for this team right now.

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Comments


Squiffinator at 16:06 31/5-2018
  TT is nice when you have >3 guys to enter the race. I've found it so hard to find canadian TTers I just gave up.
  
  But Caldwell is a super special rider, I'm sure he will bring you lots of results and wins! :)

DCM at 10:11 26/5-2018
  Tt is nice ;)
  
  Caldwell also :p
  
  Goodluckk!!

Squiffinator at 23:56 25/5-2018
  I should add that I'm happy to get out of the TT business - it's almost worse than CB racing.

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